How NOT to talk to cops...unless you know him! Even then you may just make a quick enemy and have an APB put out to give you a ticket at every turn!!!

ENJOY!!!

***CELEBRITY BLACKBERRY: 

CHRISTIAN BALE***

(He's starring in the biggest blockbuster of the summer, and he celebrates by allegedly assaulting his mom.  What's wrong with this guy?  There's only one way to find out:  With a peek inside the Celebrity BlackBerry of . . . Christian Bale.)

--7:00 A.M.:  Hit snooze button.  Then apologize for mistaking it for mom.

--8:00 A.M.:  Practice over-the-top, growly "serious voice" in mirror.

--9:00 A.M.:  Breakfast.  Kick mom in the stomach when she overcooks the scones.

--10:15 A.M.:  Return the Batman eye shadow to Pete Wentz.

--12:10 P.M.:  Search for a reporter who wants to talk about MY work in "The Dark Knight".

--1:35 P.M.: Visit Grandma, throw a few punches, leave.     

--2:15 P.M.:  Head to gym.  Do jaw crunches.

--4:00 P.M.:  Swing by daycare to pick up kids, "Jewish" and "Muslim" Bale.

--5:45 P.M.:  Finish new script, "Stop . . . Or I'll Shoot My Mom!".

--8:00 P.M.:  Watch "Greatest American Dog", cheer on Maggie Gyllenhaal.

10:00 P.M.:  Ask mom for a bedtime story, when she says "No", punch her in the eye.

--11:00 P.M.:  Die from an accidental overdose so people will start praising my performance as Batman.

07-22-08

Who would, in their right mind, would do this and ruin perfectly good supercars??

07-18-08

Well after a long day of entertaining the masses, including myself, I had my tickets to go see the MECCA of all Batman movies, The Dark Knight!!! No Doubt I had no idea what this installment of Batman had in store, but I must say that Heath Ledger put on one hell of a performance as the JOKER! The whole movie was promoted around the Joker because of Heath's unfortunate & untimely demise, but I can assure you of this, do not go to the movie expecting to watch the Joker. He is merely a "ringleader" of sorts.

Now for the comparison between Jack Nicholson from 1989 and Heath Ledger. There is NO way you can!!! Jack put his unique spin on the charachter, making you forget that is was Jack nicholson underneath the "smile." Heath's performance WILL land him an Oscar, mark my words! He totally took the Joker and complete re-invented him! The movie really didn't touch on how he came to be a whole lot, however there were a couple times in there where the Joker told how he got the "scars" as he called them, but nothing as to his background like with Jack Nicholson. Heath's performance as the Joker far exceeded my expectations and then some. After a while you start to forget who he is as an actor and only see him as the Joker.  There are so many twists and turns in this movie that you will be guessing the whole way through until the very end when all the pieces come into place! All of the charachters in the movie were very true to the Batman franchice, which I absolutely was stoked aboutbeing a HUGE BATMAN FREAK!!!

I just really hope they continue on with the platform they have started rebuilding the franchise on and stay true to what Bob Kane created almost 60 years ago

Kuddos go out to all who put long and hard work into the film and keeping it true to the franchise!!!